Earl's Guestbook

You! CEO of shit Fancyber, I warn you for the last time, this is ISIS member in the Philippines, we know where are you. Tomorrow, if I spotted you, I will kill you using my gun. I will shot down you in just a second, If I spotted you in populous area, I used bomb to kill you and the shit citizens of this country. If you don't want allow terrorist to use this shit service, let's see your corpse on the coffin, shitty!

Sana hindi ako mag buffer or mabulol tomorrow sa monologue presentation. Please, do it in a normal way, good luck sa mga Madame bukas.

Diary of a wimpy kid — #LabanLang

“Okay, first of all, let me get something straight: this is a JOURNAL not a diary.”

“Right I know it says on the cover, but when Mom went out to buy this thing I told her not to get a book that said “DIARY” on it. This just proves Mom knows nothing. If I walk into my first day of school carrying this book around, I might as well be wearing a sign that says 'punch me!'Besides the only reason I decided writing this thing is because one day when I’m rich and famous I’ll have better things to do than answer peoples’ stupid questions all day long, this book is gonna come in handy. “So the di... I mean journal! — no shoo shoo….

Ang aga kong pumasok sa school, hahaha! — Novaliches, Quezon City, Philippines

First time kong maka-pindot ng iPhone 6 sa Power Mac Center. Ang ganda, kung may pera lang sana ako, makakabili na ako ng ganun, hahaha! — SM North Edsa Annex, Quezon City, Philippines